I like to make up songs about my dog, and sing them to him.
One of the first ones I ever did is to the tune of “I’m a Little Teapot” and it goes;
Mommy’s little fat man, short and stout
Here are my floppy ears, here is my snout
When I’m being cranky, I bow-wow-wow
And when I’m sleepy, I snore real loud.